Well, i met this boy, his name is Spencer, and every time i hang out with, something embarassing happens to me. I dont know why…i have never had this problem before, but this happens often…and its getting worse.
Like, i do a lot of tripping and stumbling, spilling, you know the usual. Once i managed to get a piece of chicken from my salad stuck on my sleeve of my shirt and i couldnt get it off, i tried to do it discretely, and of course…he noticed. Recently he bought a Jimmy, and to this day, i have not found a graceful way to get in to it! Once, i was even dressed up and i was hurrying because i was late and i litterally fell into the truck. It was not as graceful as i had planned.
But these were nothing compared to what i did on wednesday. We were watching a movie and i had placed my cell phone on the table infront of the couch. Half way through the movie, i was wondering what time it was so, instead of sorta leaning across the table, i kinda crawled onto it. and spencer said “hey, um, you…” and that was followed by some cracking sounds and then there went to table. Apparently, it was made of glass…
how embarassing….
